Uncle Mal: Your Secret Everyone Knows
… Douchebag is the back is probably jelly.

… Douchebag is the back is probably jelly.

dvdthetuba:

grandpumpkin:

Yoshi on drugs 

Touch fuzzy get high.

Isn’t this the only way to play Super Mario World anyway? Pipe adventures… You’re doing it wrong.

dvdthetuba:

grandpumpkin:

Yoshi on drugs 

Touch fuzzy get high.

Isn’t this the only way to play Super Mario World anyway? Pipe adventures… You’re doing it wrong.

Whelp, muhfuhs finnat to challenge my authority.

They got Hell coming to them…

I can’t stand Jews. xoxo.

I can’t stand Jews. xoxo.

endlesscoil:

Ohgodyes. :D

Can you say cow-milking? Of course, I will be interested to see Tom Hardy break Bale’s back. You guys saw what I did there right? It’s called Alliteration. I’m a boss like that.

endlesscoil:

Ohgodyes. :D

Can you say cow-milking? Of course, I will be interested to see Tom Hardy break Bale’s back. You guys saw what I did there right? It’s called Alliteration. I’m a boss like that.

UNCLE MAL YOU HAVE RETURNED FROM THE PITS O' HELL!!!! So did you take over? :D I want my condo overlooking the torture chambers!!

All in due time, my apprentice. For the most part, the whole hall needs to be renovated like a motherfucker. You’d think somebody died there. *shaking my head*

Didn’t Hitchcock warn y’all niggas?

Didn’t Hitchcock warn y’all niggas?

How can we trust you not to desert us as you did before?
Anonymous

Well, for one, you can stop being stupid, boy and get your ass whupped into shape… Now, STFU, a nigga watching Spinal Tap. I’m gonna deal with you later.

daintydaises:

REM - Losing My Religion

Homework!!! Courtesy of the lovely whatsherface bitchness… Lose it.